Metrosexual Test

I know at least two, three... males who'll get at least 80% on the Metrosexual Test. Unfortunately "This test is ONLY FOR THE GUYS. Sorry, there is no such thing as a metrosexual woman."; that's why I took another test in order to calm down my growing discontent with the boys around me:

I AM 83% BITCH! I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip.

Fine. Now I know what I am. I feel apathetic.