Sex In The Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down.. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
You impotent bastard,"She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me
all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain
the toy . . . you explain the kids."

5 comments:

  1. lol! That's a funny one!

    Somebody sent me this joke about Where Babies Come From... this might be the answer to the husband's question to the woman :P :P


    Son: Dad, where did I come from?

    Dad: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day! You see....it happened like this.... Dad and Mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Café. Nine months later, the damn virus appeared!!!!

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  2. I suppose if you're not prepared to be blinded or burnt, then don't step into the light. The evil of this world likes the darkness, and that is where all of its machinations occur.

    PS You're hilarious Sherilla Lay.

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  4. Ha ha ...
    I like the way of that guy.
    I guess he already felt guilty for all these years, that he just answer "calmly". (Can't imagine what his face would look like)

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