Spam::The 60's Style


Except for the font selected, there is something really sentimental in this spam image received earlier today. At least three hundred thousand people got it in their inboxes (I bet on this). Visuals like this will never leave the 60's to be forgotten. Taken alone, that sounds fair.

However, what always makes me confused when I get a spam letter are the totally nonsense words like "asdffgjd XlRVXVZUclJXQVhEVkdaUltWQEwfXUFT" in candid texts promising everlasting sexual excitement. "Asdffgjd XlRV..." sounds like a modern "Abracadabra", a magic spell against the evil lack of satisfaction.

5 comments:

  1. I have never seen an advertisement that suggested the overwhelming laughter that took over the sex my friend and I had the first time I tried Viagra. We were on top of Mount Lassen and I had always had trouble with my friend due to fear. She was beautiful and my boss. So finally I tried the stuff and I was so empowered that we created a puddle of sweat between us, an actual puddle. This made us laugh harder and harder. It was undoubtably the single best sexual performance of my life, but funny beyond belief.

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  2. I have never tried any of these but I assure you that you are lucky because at least you had so much fun with the situation.

    I know someone who took some pills (viagra or similar) and it turned out that he is one of the really few people who have allegy to its components. The story ended in a hospital on St. Valentine's day...

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  3. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM (and i believe you may have).LEAVE IT ON THE COMMENTS PAGE AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS POSIBLE.NO REAL PROBLEMS THOUGH ,IM NOT A REAL AGONY AUNT.
    Heres a real Problem from a lady called The-girl-who-thinks-boys-are-stupid
    and it reads.
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    Dear pattagony,
    Are all boys stupid or maybe is there any other which is smart like u?

    Cheers,
    The-girl-who-thinks-boys-are-stupid .

    Well the answer to your problem is quite easy.
    Firstly you need to lower your standards.Men as a species are pretty Thick.If you hope to find one that is more intelligent than the average shoe or biscuit tin,Then you do have a problem.Men are simple creatures ,As long as they are fed,Have some form of Physical content and are aloud to read newspapers in the toilet then they are generally happy wee things, that will perform any trick you need them to perform.So i suggest you buy some pies for him to eat,Give him lashings of affection and physical manipulation of his man appendage (In all the various formats available to you).Also buy a magazine rack for your bathroom and stock it full of all his favourite newspapers and magazines....oh dont put any rude ones in or you might not get the use of his man stuff.In conjunction with a lowering of you un-achievable standards.
    If you follow all these actions it wont be long until you can not only catch a man but from that moment you can train him to do whatever you want.Though dont hope to increase his mental strength...cos he'll just forget everything after eating a pie.
    As for a man as smart as me ......There is one my twin brother Artt.He to is a 15 stone ,pot bellied hunk with balding grey hair and a fantastic sence of humour.His intrests are eating,reading and having his little man arrangement tampered with.But im affraid hes unavailable.....cos i just made him up....I Hope this solves your problem and i hope to hear of your successes in the future.Ifound this recipe on a far better Blog it may help.
    3 guys + 1 girl + one pack of kuaci + mars bars + snicker bars + snacks + 2 cans of fizzyness = absolute Feng Tau-ness.
    Oh and stay away from guys in Panda suits.

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  4. I find Patt's comment hilarious. That's why it stays. The other spammer comments go to the comment's dead end.

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  5. I never thought a pack of kuaci can do the trick (LOL) .. but about the priciple of "to reach a men's heart, you have to come from his stomach" is fitting me quite well : D

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