Spam::The 60's Style
Except for the font selected, there is something really sentimental in this spam image received earlier today. At least three hundred thousand people got it in their inboxes (I bet on this). Visuals like this will never leave the 60's to be forgotten. Taken alone, that sounds fair.
However, what always makes me confused when I get a spam letter are the totally nonsense words like "asdffgjd XlRVXVZUclJXQVhEVkdaUltWQEwfXUFT" in candid texts promising everlasting sexual excitement. "Asdffgjd XlRV..." sounds like a modern "Abracadabra", a magic spell against the evil lack of satisfaction.
I have never seen an advertisement that suggested the overwhelming laughter that took over the sex my friend and I had the first time I tried Viagra. We were on top of Mount Lassen and I had always had trouble with my friend due to fear. She was beautiful and my boss. So finally I tried the stuff and I was so empowered that we created a puddle of sweat between us, an actual puddle. This made us laugh harder and harder. It was undoubtably the single best sexual performance of my life, but funny beyond belief.
ReplyDeleteI have never tried any of these but I assure you that you are lucky because at least you had so much fun with the situation.
ReplyDeleteI know someone who took some pills (viagra or similar) and it turned out that he is one of the really few people who have allegy to its components. The story ended in a hospital on St. Valentine's day...
I find Patt's comment hilarious. That's why it stays. The other spammer comments go to the comment's dead end.
ReplyDeleteI never thought a pack of kuaci can do the trick (LOL) .. but about the priciple of "to reach a men's heart, you have to come from his stomach" is fitting me quite well : D
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