At the end of the day

This Friday was a nice disaster. I'll tell you my cocktail for days like this: - 4 ice cubes - 2 oz Captain Morgan - 2 oz Pineapple juice - 2 oz Orange juice Stir. Serve.

Before this you should have visited the nearest shop and bought a package of cherry flavoured cigars, and have a remix of Gabrielle in your music player. When you’re ready with the cocktail just light one of the cherry cigars and enjoy the foggy September night outside the window.

Do you know who owns rum.com? It's Captain Morgan.