Too many religions make...

  1. Agnosticism: I'm not sure about this shit
  2. Taoism: Shit happens.
  3. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
  4. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
  5. Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the personresponsible.
  6. Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
  7. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
  8. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
  9. Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
  10. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
  11. Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
  12. Creationism: God made all shit.
  13. Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
  14. Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
  15. Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
  16. Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
  17. Darwinism: This shit was once food.
  18. Capitalism: That's MY shit.
  19. Communism: It's everybody's shit.
  20. Feminism: Men are shit.
  21. Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
  22. Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
  23. Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
  24. Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
  25. Jehovah's Witnesses: Shit has been prophesiedand is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
  26. Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
  27. Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
  28. Sadism: Let us rape and torture this shit
  29. Atheism: I can't believe this shit!
  30. Nihilism: No shit.

1 comment:

  1. Lol this is awesome. Though sad to see nothing for us Hindus. Perhaps "shit happens and then happens again in your next life" or something.