Too many religions make...

1. Agnosticism: I'm not sure about this shit
2. Taoism: Shit happens.
3. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
4. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
5. Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the personresponsible.
6. Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
7. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
8. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
9. Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
10. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
11. Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
12. Creationism: God made all shit.
13. Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
14. Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
15. Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
16. Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
17. Darwinism: This shit was once food.
18. Capitalism: That's MY shit.
19. Communism: It's everybody's shit.
20. Feminism: Men are shit.
21. Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
22. Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
23. Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
24. Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
25. Jehovah's Witnesses: Shit has been prophesiedand is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
26. Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
27. Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
28. Sadism: Let us rape and torture this shit
29. Atheism: I can't believe this shit!
30. Nihilism: No shit.